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Oscar Predictions — UPDATE

March 15, 2006
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Well, it appears that the Duke owes ol’ Timmy C. and his
lovely bride a free matinee.

 

Contrary to my earlier predictions, the 2006 Oscars telecast
received ONLY the 3rd lowest ratings ever. (Yes, that is sarcasm you’re detecting.)

 

I have not yet combed every trade paper, but it also appears that my prognostications were off about the “Bush did it” conspiracy theories that would pop up to
explain the dismal ratings. Perhaps this is because they were eclipsed by an unforeseen debate — it seems
the upset win of CRASH over favorite BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN has generated some even more bizarre conspiracy theories. The most hilarious of which is that
Hollywood is actually… wait for it… homophobic.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Rufus T. Flinger permalink
    March 19, 2006 4:32 pm

    OK, then…Pick your medicinal mantinee movie… (or do I get to? — I don’t remember…)

    Rufus

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